I realize that you may read that email and decide never to be friends with me! NO! That is not it! You may visit me but I'm just saying that some people don't know how to respect a host/houseguest situation. Be polite, and I will spoil you as you spoil me. Otherwise, we will end up hating each other.
And you don't need to buy wine when you visit because I don't like it unless there is fruit floating in it...I LOVE SANGRIA!