scene: the water taxi beach with g and two guys, one of whom is a huge tool (who g is talking to at the time of this discussion)
non-tool guy: you smell really good.
me (making a joke): yeah, i showered today.
ntg: no, you smell really good....like, it's dangerous. i can't keep away from you. it draws me closer to you.
me (feeling uncomfortable at what to say to that): um, okay. (i take a step back, smelling my vanilla spice body lotion and cherie perfume by dior (which is good, esp b/c it shares my name!))