01 August 2011

Cherie's Running Secrets: How to Navigate a Crowded Sidewalk

You're tired. There's some idiot in front of you, weaving and swaying, who won't move. Here's a few things to do:

  1. Run in the street
  2. Squish past them, running on the curb, grumbling and sighing and sprinting so they know you're annoyed
  3. Say, "EXCUSE ME," multiple times until you almost hit then

But I found the best way - when people are running towards you, just open your arms as if you are going to give them a giant sweaty hug. They will part then for you.

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