new year's resolutions

i was really drunk (cosmos, cranorvodkas, and prescription medicine that does more than "intensify the effects of alcohol" as the label claimed) and wrote this at g lounge. g is for gay.

1. drink more, go out more (be social).
2. write more
3. eliminate trans fat from my life
4. hang out with friends i never see more
5. have more orgasms, esp more sex (w/ t only)
6. run more
7. save$
8. practice yoga more