"you're an octopus," said a 30-something man pacing battery park on 5/7/04 to his cell phone
two hipster girls in the greenpoint avenue g station at 8:39 am, 5/19/04
girl a: "he doesn't think of me that way!"
girl b: "yes he does, when he's drunk!"
"i don't have a life, i have a rash!" my coworker
"i tried british and it all sounded way constipated." my sister